Nothing For Breakfast
it is not like i am like, ‘here, eat these nazis.’ it is just ice cream.

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NO, it’s not just ice cream !

(via monication) but it was just ice cream! with cookie dough in and everything.
it is not like i am like, ‘here, eat these nazis.’ it is just ice cream.
word of the day

hotsy-totsy - adj. - attractive, hot.

ex. - “well hey, jess, you’re hotsy-totsy in that little yellow dress.”

style and vandalism!

style and vandalism!

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fuckyeahthemountaingoats:

The Mountain Goats - The Boys Are Back In Town (Thin Lizzy) and Ignition remix (R. Kelly) cover

Sippin’ on coke and rum, I’m like so what I’m drunk. It’s the freaking weekend baby I’m about to have me some fun.

oh my fucking lord, fuck yes, john darnielle has attained NEW LEVELS of being my hero. i previously thought that was impossible.
typewriterblues:

This is one for the good days.

typewriterblues:

This is one for the good days.
THINGS TO DO: BAKE MUFFINS

ingredients

2 cups flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp nutmeg
2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 cup canned pumpkin
2 eggs
2 tbsp milk
1/4 cup unsalted butter, room temp
1 tsp vanilla extract

glaze
1/2 cup icing sugar
2 tsp milk
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Sift flour, baking powder, salt, soda, nutmeg and cinnamon in a small bowl. Set aside. Cream together the brown sugar, pumpkin, eggs, milk, butter and vanilla, until butter is well incorperated. Slowly add dry ingredients until just barely combined, do not overmix. Spray pan with cooking spray and half fill with batter. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.

Glaze: mix until smooth and creamy, should pour easily from a spoon. You may need to add milk or powdered sugar for right consistancy.

watching the tudors (don't ask me why)
jess: is he jerking off on that boy?
frankih: he is the king of england, how does he have no pubic hair!
creampuff:

Fancy Smancy



a card i would give to everyone if i could.
i should do craft projects tonight! fuck yes.

creampuff:

Fancy Smancy
a card i would give to everyone if i could. i should do craft projects tonight! fuck yes.